Mark of Fridays: Buzz

Matt, Mark and Anne are playing in the living room.
Anne is running around, destroying things.
Mark decides to make up his own game. The rules of his game: Matt is supposed to name an object, then Mark will bring a different - yet tangentially related - object.
For instance: Matt said plate. Mark brought a plastic bowl. Not the same object. But related.
Matt said: book. Mark brought: magazine. Different. But similar. You get it.
Finally, Matt said: hat.
Mark disappeared downstairs.
Matt played with Anne. Mark was gone for a long while. Matt forgot that he was even playing this crazy game with Mark.
Then, Mark returned.
What did you guess he brought? Did you guess glasses? Did you guess coat?
If you did, you were wrong.
Mark brought a chunk of his hair that he had cut himself.
It made sense. Sort of.