Lynne and Matt Hanley
are proud to announce
the arrival
the arrival
of a wonderful gift.
So precious.
So sweet.
A little bundle of joy.
Measuring 40 inches,
Weighing about 100 pounds.
Twinkling lights, so bright, so new.
We proudly announce our new TV to you!
Sony arrived shortly after Christmas.
He was welcomed home by his brother, Wii, and his sister DVD Playa.
The Hanleys expect many happy days together.
Already, the house has been filled with the joy of Catherine Zeta Jones, Tom, Steve Martin and Marlon Brando, in full, living color. (Not pictured: Jerry.)
Upon seeing the new addition, Matt was heard to utter, "This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." Matt was not slapped for this comment, but he should have been.
