This is the dog. This is the dog on bath.

So, did Matt ever mention that this dog, this thing that lives in the house, is completely, utterly, totally insane? Matt has never had a dog before so there is really little room for comparison here. But Lynne, as an experienced dog owner, has confirmed that Jack is weird.
(At left - Jack, dry; at right - Jack, wet.) .








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Ah, but you still doubt.
You're hesitatant to take the word of others. You want to come to your own conclusion.
That's why we cooked up some proof.
See, what happened was...Jack got a bath.

Jack does not mind the bath.
Jack is good in the bath. Very peaceful.
But after the bath...
Well, you see, Jack hates being wet.
Jack would do almost anything not to have that water in his ears. N-E-Thing. Dance. Scoot. Flop.
Jack does not like being wet.
And so he does this:

Draw your own conclusions.