A list of things that Matt would like to be doing instead of taking an online traffic class. (This is list should not be considered all inclusive.)
Eating vegetables.
Scooping poop. At the circus.
Cleaning the toilets. (Seriously. Matt almost took a break to clean the bathroom.)
Watching the Cubs.
Spelunking.
Cutting someone else's toenails.
Punching himself in the face.
Again, kids, never speed.
(By the way, in the drug and alcohol section, they asked for more names. Pete Best and Wally Pipp died! See - aren't you glad Matt didn't use real names?)
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