The latest poll results are in. And they express very little confidence in the future father of Baby Hanley. It's a terrible shame, really.
Nearly three quarters of you, the voting public, believe Matt will take too many pictures (probably true), get in trouble for checking the Mets score (definitely true) and drink 33 Diet Cokes in 33 minutes (not even a personal record).
And almost half of you, the voting public, believe Matt will be unconscious at some point during Baby Day. That may be related the 28 percent of you, the voting public, who believe Matt will try to deliver Baby Hanley himself. Not a good idea.
Finally, a quarter of you said Matt will drive to the wrong hospital. Well, what do you, the voting public, expect when he's hopped up on Diet Cokes, trying to take pictures while unconscious?
On Baby Day, Matt will..
try to deliver the baby himself. - 28 percent
get in trouble for taking too many pictures. - 71 percent
pass out. - 42 percent
get in trouble for checking the Mets score. - 71 percent
drive to the wrong hospital. - 28 percent
drink 33 Diet Cokes in 33 minutes. - 71 percent
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