Saturday, November 26, 2011

Quotation Marks: Thanksgiving mix up

Woman at grocery store, Thanksgiving morning: Oh you're so cute, are you excited for Thanksgiving?
Mark: (hesitantly) Yeah.
Woman: And are you going to eat a big dinner?
Mark: (less hesitantly) Yeah.
Woman: And potatoes?
Mark: Yeah!!
Woman: And are you going to have turkey - eat the big bird?
Mark (horrified): No eat Big Bird. No Big Bird. No!

And then the woman apologized profusely.

(If you like sick Sesame Street Thanksgiving humor, click here.)

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