Quotation Mark Mondays: Bathroom humor

"I made a poo that looks like a banana!"


Mark: "I don't have any tinkle. You'll have to buy me some tinkle."
Matt: "Mark, nobody sells tinkle."
Mark: "Yes, you can buy tinkle. You go to a store that only sells tinkle and you buy some."

(We're working on potty training so there's a lot of this talk in our house.)