The Name Game - poll results and further information

So, the results are in...and we have some winners!
If Lynne and Matt have a girl, she will be named Ann Leigh Hanley and she will live in a Dr. Suess book.
If Lynne and Matt have a boy, he will be named Pee Wee Hanley and he will be beaten up every day before and after school.

While Pee Wee was certainly an upset winner over the much discussed Stanley Hanley, the biggest upset of them all was zero votes for Mookie Hanley. That's a fine, fine name people.

The truth is that Lynne and Matt have thought about some names. But they are not telling anyone - under any circumstances - any of the possibilities. Nobody. Not friends, not parents, not strangers, not Barack Obama. You couldn't torture Lynne and Matt to find out the name. You couldn't bribe Lynne and Matt (except with Game One World Series tickets) to find out the name. You couldn't trick Lynne and Matt to find out the name!
There is simply no way to get it out of them. It's in the vault.

If Lynne and Matt have a girl, what should they name her?
Ann Leigh Hanley - 42 percent (3 votes)
Hannah Hanley - 14 percent (1 vote)
Hortense Hanley - 28 percent (2 votes)
Mookie Hanley - 0 percent
Gometstina Hanley - 14 percent (1 vote)
Muhammad Hanley - 0 percent

If Lynne and Matt have a boy, what should they name him?
Stanley Hanley - 28 percent (2 votes)
Mookie Hanley - 0 percent
Pee Wee Hanley - 42 percent (3 votes)
Duke Hanley - 14 percent (1 vote)
Campy Hanley - 14 percent (1 vote)
Alex Hanley - 0 percent

Lynne and Matt are not going to (and have not) found out the baby's gender. But why wait for science, when we can have random guessing.
OK, our next poll is up. Be sure to get your votes in!