Baby Watch 2009: Tired

10 p.m. Wednesday and all is ... unparental.

Well, the suggestions are pouring in for ways to lure a baby out.
They're all good and Lynne will certainly be put to work polishing and cooking. Keep 'em coming!
In the meantime, Lynne and Matt have been looking for signs. Any symmetry with when they were born or when they found out she was pregnant are not coincidence but precursors.
Look! They're showing a pregnant lady on TV.
Maybe...
Hey! This song is about having a baby!
Maybe...
But, no.

Matt thought for sure he had the perfect way to make baby show up. Yesterday, he was at work when one of the photographers walked up to his desk.
"You've got a flat tire," she said. "Really flat."
"Really?" Matt said. "Well, that's OK. I'm not going anywhere. I'll fix it later."
"What if Lynne has the baby?"
"Hmmmm, you've got a good point there."
So, Matt went out there in his work clothes in the heat and changed the tire. It wasn't easy, either because they put those bolts on the with an air gun.
Thirty minutes later: new tire, sweaty clothes but no baby. It couldn't be that the tire was just a flat tire, could it? Apparently.