The one-month Mark

Mark Hanley, at one month

Best friends: My Mom and Dad. My Grandmas and Grandpas. My Aunts.
Enemies: Anyone who takes away my bottle before I'm finished. People who do that are lunatics or morons.
I'm not so sure about: Jack, the dog.
Favorite place: In mom's arms.
Things I like: Eating my bottle as fast as possible. Sleeping for random increments of time. Bright lights.
Things I don't like: People who take away my bottle. Why would they do that? Why would they ever take away the wonderful, sweet bliss that is the bottle? Why? What is wrong with them? Are they crazy?
I have a crush on: My binky (green only).
Major accomplishments: Maximized my cuteness levels. Disconnected from my umbilical cord. Learned to make both my eyes move in the same direction, most of the time. Once urinated on my own head.