Lynne is crying

On the day he proposed to the girl of his dreams, Matt cried.
This is nothing to be ashamed of. Strong men cry.
On the day he found out his wife was pregnant, Matt cried.
This is nothing to ashamed of. Happy men can shed tears.
When Kermit got hit by a car and couldn't remember his name, Matt cried.
Ok, that's a little awkward, actually.



But through all the things, Lynne did not cry. She did not weep. She did not shed a tear.
Lynne is a rock.
Until she got pregnant. Now, she is a fountain. A weeping, sobbing mess. A bluthering tear factory.
And anything can set it off.
Lynne, Matt and Leslie went to see Up. There's some pretty heavy stuff in there and plenty of people were sniffling, including Matt. But Lynne was sobbing for the entire movie. When the sad parts had ended, she thought about them again and just started crying. She turned Matt's coat into a big tissue rag.
Lynne almost had to pull over while listening to the country station while driving. She mists up at commercials. For cereal. She cried at a graduation speech for someone she never met.
It’s kind of neat, actually. Finally, Matt isn't the only one crying when they eliminate a team from the Amazing Race.