Quotation Mark Mondays: Waiting

In a booth at Connie's Pizza.

Waitress (to Mark): Are you ready for some pizza?
Mark: Not until I'm done pooping. I'm making a poop right now!

Mark of Fridays: Animal planet

During a recent trip to the Racine Zoo, Mark encountered a kissing monkey, three daddy-nibbling birds and a camel named Toby!

Quotation Mark Mondays: birdseed

Mark (to Matt): "You look like birdseed. You're not birdseed, you just look like birdseed."

Mark of Fridays: M A R K

A very nice man at Matt's work got him a puzzle made of letters. Of course, Mark was very excited.

Quotation Mark Mondays: Bathroom humor

"I made a poo that looks like a banana!"


Mark: "I don't have any tinkle. You'll have to buy me some tinkle."
Matt: "Mark, nobody sells tinkle."
Mark: "Yes, you can buy tinkle. You go to a store that only sells tinkle and you buy some."

(We're working on potty training so there's a lot of this talk in our house.)

Mark of Fridays: baseball cards

"Dad, can I hold your 1909 T206 Honus Wagner?"
"Um, why don't you hold this Mark Prior card instead..."

Quotation Mark Mondays: Jokester

Impress your friends! Tell jokes like Mark Hanley.

Mark: Knock. Who's there? Olive.
Matt: Olive who?
Mark: Olives are a food.

Mark: Knock. Who's there? Pink and gray.
Matt: Pink and gray who?
Mark: Ears