Breaking news alert: The bun is in the oven

Over the past several weeks, Lynne and Matt have tried to call everyone. For those of you we have not been able to contact, we want to be sure you hear it here first: Lynne has caught a case of the pregnancy.
The doctors have examined her and they concur that this acute case of being pregnant has led to a growth in her stomach. It is small right now, but doctors believe the growth will continue over the next five or so months.
For the first three months of her pregnantosity, Lynne suffered through slight nausea - although she never got sick and she was able to keep working. Lately, her condition has caused a drastic increase in the amount of orange and raspberry sherbet she is eating. Doctors said they will monitor the situation closely.
On a recent trip to the doctor, medical professionals detected what appeared to be a small heartbeat inside Lynne's stomach. Lynne and Matt are comforted to know that it is probably the most amazing thing they have ever heard in their entire life.
Doctors released the following picture:

Looks a little like Grandpa Mark.
There is no known antidote for preganitis, so doctors believe Lynne may have to tough it out until Sept. 26, when medical experts believe the situation will clear up on its own.
Obviously, Lynne and Matt will keep everyone updated on the progress.
We want to thank everyone for their overwhelming joy. We regret to inform you it doesn't reach half the level of excitement we feel.